Box Cave-Part 1

Dear Diary, 
All kittens should have a box to practice evasive maneuvers. My girl started making me a box cave. This is the first box, see below. It had a function rating of 3/10. My butt and hind legs barely fit in it. I had to squeeze my body through the holes because she didn't make them big enough. This of course was demonstrated as she was making it; because I really wanted to help. I did carry all the bits of cardboard to every corner of the house for her. It's our way of playing "find the trash" she says. I of course was saving them for later. I need good pieces of cardboard for when the dust bunnies are hiding from me. 

A well made box cave can save any kitten from the slobber of dogs. Tucker especially enjoys licking me and chewing on me till I reek of dog. Although sometimes my new aroma allows me to sneak up on Lance easier. Why he lets Tucker attack him and not me I don't know. I think he is bias towards other dogs and his soft heart thinks he will hurt me. The bigger I get the more he will like me. (I hope)

Namaste

Dear Diary, 
I found a mentor on YouTube for cat yoga. I have been trying his poses intensely; but know I am just a beginner. Let me mark these videos for future reference. 

Namaste oh great mentor. 

Scaredy-Cat

Dear Diary,

Lately I have been so in depth in my training I don’t hear my girl come up behind me. I am busy trying to catch bugs by my window perch or meditating. She is always trying to interrupt my ninja education by picking me up. Whenever she does this I end up jumping three inches into the air, I can't help myself!

My girl always laughs at me like she's shocked that she scares me. I definitely need to work on this! Ninja kitties are NOT allowed to be scared. Especially not three times in one day!

I need to train for this and I think my girl will be the perfect helper for me. I will scare her!

Get the Girl!

Dear Readers
You asked for it. Here is a few snippets of me getting the girl while I play ball. Listen closely... she is good at saying Ow!

This is me attempting to practice my ninja reflexes when the girl kept pushing it with the ball. Oh and did you see that back paw kept wanting in on the action. It was a rough lesson; I was getting frustrated! 

Oops!

Dear Diary,

Yesterday was National Dog Day. I am just realizing this. I feel bad I didn't support my fur family. Here is a link to the official page for all my readers who like dogs. Don't feel bad if you don't click it, some of you just have to love cats and not dogs. It's OK.

National Dog Day

I have a little bit of advice for you dogs---

1. After your humans give you a bath, don't let them towel dry you! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself on the sheets. This is especially good if it's right before your humans' bedtime.
2. Act like a convicted Criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (this allows cats to get away with murder)
3. Wake up 20 minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off and make the humans take you out. As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep. (This will drive them nuts and pet the cat because I will be there purring and waiting for them to say how sweet i am that i didn't wake them up)

Trust me these tips are IMPORTANT!