Hunting Bunnies
Dear Diary,
I have been given a new role in the family unit. “Dust Bunny
Wrangler” is my official title; quoting the old lady. She said it is an
excellent challenge for my stealth and ninja ability. My size is perfect for
this too; small is needed to be a bunny wrangler. There seems to be an ever growing population of bunnies in our home. I have found a few and the old lady
removes them, but I can still find more. The best places to find the bunnies
are under things. They like to hide in small dark corners. Sometimes they are
so big they attack me! I have to run out from their hiding spot and have the
old lady grab them off me! I didn't think they came with a sticky attachment
but you learn something new every day. The more I come across, the more treats I
get! I like this new position. Cue commentary
in my head… And now the MIGHTY dust bunny hunter strikes again!
You should be a professional bio writer for my kittens. I love this!!!!
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