Secrets

Dear Diary, 

The old lady and my girl went away for a few days. So I don't think they should be able to read what i was doing in their absence. My secret ninja attacks on the babysitter, and how cute i was will have to be kept to myself. 
And just out of spite when they came home. I did not play the Catdog and act like they were gone forever. I properly displayed my true catlike nature and gave them the "Oh were you gone?" attitude. This makes them come to me instead of me coming to them. As it should be when a cat has mastered the house.