First date was a wash!

Dear Diary,

I went out for my date with the Dr. I was so excited I couldn’t stop telling my escort Kelsey the WHOLE way there very loudly. Then we arrived and I was taken to a special room to have our “date”. Well screw that! I was given a measly treat and then stuck with a needle. Some escort Kelsey turned out to be, shouldn’t a bodyguard/escort protect you from bad dates?  Find me a good Alley Tom to warm me at night because there is no way I could ever love a Dr. Although I hear I won’t be interesting in them after my special surgery. I was glad to leave and I am firing the mail lady who brought me that invitation. Hope she speaks the known HISS language cuz that is ALL she is getting from me from now on!