Dear Diary,
There is some discussion about my staying here in this home.
I am so worried! My girl is supposed to clean my litter box and she has been
rather lacking in that department. I don’t like yucky litter; it’s not good for
the ninja claws. I was looking for a new place since the box was just plain
yucky and my bladder just slipped on the old ladies bed. She had to go to the
laundry mat right away because the washer is broken. <shrug> And
the rest of the day she ranted about the girl and responsibility. I heard words like “Doesn’t matter how cute and loving I am… responsibility
has consequences…” I am really scared! I love it here! Wish the old lady would
just do my litter clean up. When the girl was gone for that one week it was
cleaned all the time! Sometimes twice a day! I like it when the old lady does
it.
<prays to kitten gods> PAWEEES PAWEEES PAWEEES make
the girl do what she has to do, or make the old lady love me so much she takes
over and the girl gets some other punishment. I don't want to be punished for the girls lack of actions.
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